“What do you want for your birthday* this year?”
“You mean you’re not buying me a Mac again even after I ask you not to?”
“Very funny. But yeah, I’m probably not going to outdo that this year.”
“GOOD. But hey, just to make it easy for you I’ve updated my Etsy favorites. You can buy me anything from there, except the cards (which I favorite to buy other people), and you’ll know that I want it.”
“Awesome. Wait, whoa, there are 7 pages.”
“You should have seen the unedited version.”
*So you don’t have to wonder (if you were wondering), my birthday is June 15th, and has been every year since 1982.