This? Is brilliant.
My personal favorites:
“Interest in your bold rejection of social norms as evidenced by your dyed hair.”
“Friendly concern that a string of heightened and seemingly unrelated plots may now arise.” “Dude.”
“Also, I’ve decided to fight with the Native American Metaphor against the American Military Metaphor.”
“It’s not going to be entirely a dramatic film. Because we laugh there.”
Oh, and I have a little business card round-up at Style Lush today. Hop on over if you need some!