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Typical

The scene: Navigating a work-related website, creating an account for some Very Important Reason Or Another.

The prompt: Please create your own personal security question in case you forget your password.

Question: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like what’s your favorite color?

Answer: Shark Week.

12 Responses to “Typical”

  1. sizzle says:

    You amuse me to no end. :-)

  2. Angella says:

    You’re my favorite for a reason. :)

  3. Jen says:

    I adore you.

  4. vahid says:

    “Sharks bother me. I can fly, they swim in the water. That bothers me. I don’t drink water; I don’t pee. I’m a VAMPIRE.”

    ———-
    “Sharks are stupid. Sharks bite people when they smell blood. Sound familiar? Oh yeah, wait, they’re like vampires. COPYCAT FISHES.”

  5. Hans says:

    You = Brilliant. And hilarious. Love you.

  6. Hänni says:

    Somebody’s in a silly mood.

  7. That? Is awesome! Also–once I had to check something in one of my husband’s accounts but couldn’t remember the password for it so I clicked the button for the security question and, for serious, he set the password question up to be “you are stupid.” I tried all manner of variations of “duh” “obviously” “sure am” etc and it turns out that he had used his own name as the password…which I’m totally okay telling you because I answered wrong so many times I ended up locking him out of the account and he had to call the holder to change it.

  8. elz says:

    Why do I never think up passwords like that? Next time, I’m going to default to Kelis and Shark Week.

  9. Kristabella says:

    Hahaha! You’re a genius!

    I had to reset a password on a credit card I’ve had forever and the question was “What is your favorite TV show?” And I’m thinking “I don’t have one now, what would it have been 10 years ago?”

    I need more questions like yours!

  10. auntie says:

    HILARIOUS!!

    thanks for the laugh :)

  11. LOL! Oh, man, our poor little brains. It’s a wonder they don’t explode.

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