Wherein I Get Over My Initial Disappointment At Not Ever Having Been Wished A Happy Red Leather Birthday
I now bring you: something completely ridiculous in celebration of this my 500th! post. Also: I apologize in advance for my horrible rhyming skillz.
Once upon a time, in a rented castle by a moderately busy intersection the sea, this particular K-e-r-r-i Kerri found herself with far too much time on her hands, and far too little to constructively do.
Instead of re-organizing her closet or waxing her hardwood floors she thought instead she should google image search her own moniker, to help combat the bores.
And what to her wondering eyes did appear, but pictures of other K-e-r-r-i Kerris, from lands far and near.
There was the talk show host from Australia with a delightfully bubbly down-under drawl:
And a (ridiculously cute) pouting puppy right next to a scantily clad dress-up doll:
There was an elvish looking K-e-r-r-i Kerri Alien, and a personalized cake with red leather:
And the K-e-r-r-i Kerri who so gingerly landed on one foot, as if she were light as a feather:
There was of course the K-e-r-r-i Kerri who made all Goonie hearts swoon:
And one of my favorite K-e-r-r-i Kerris perched so gracefully upon a sand dune:
There was even a K-e-r-r-i Kerri robot CARTOON:
And then there was this K-e-r-r-i Kerri, who decidedly reigns supreme, and not just because her washboard abs I once saw in a dream:
I would say she even beats this K-e-r-r-i Kerri’s supplement-swallowing, bench-press-powering, fake-tan-donning number 13:
Not just because she is 20-feet-tall with legs that reach the sky:
But because I’m pretty sure she is invincible, and anyway, bonzai!
Happy! Monday all.
What exactly does a “red leather birthday” include? Sounds like someone might start singing “Black Velvet” at karaoke or something. :)
I’ll give you a red leather birthday if you want? But I don’t have those abs either.
You’re so cute!!
Did you change your blog theme again?
Happy 500th!
whenever i see the K-e-r-r-i on your site, i always think of Kerri Green. always.
This was all sorts of awesome. That body-builder lady was freaky, though!
I would do the same, but most Angella’s with 2 L’s are usually, um, strippers or porn stars. I’m trying to keep my site PG ;)
How do you know your next birthday isn’t your red leather birthday? Cause I think it might be :)
U R a Nut.
Which is why we luv u. Congrats on the 500!
Awesome! What a funny idea.
Cool idea! I’m nearing my 500th post pretty soon. I might STEAL this.
And I love Reno 911 so very, very much.
HA! Happy 500!
But I’m confused, I guess I’m still unclear on how to spell your name… ;)
Happy 500th! :)
I love posts like this. I think I have gotten emails from almost every Loralee on the planet.
Fun post! There are a lot of interesting Kerri’s out there.
Congrats on sticking it out this long. I have no clue how many posts I’ve written…..
I’m sure you’re the most interesting Kerri out there.
psst, washboard abs or no, you are my favorite kerri.
say WHAT? You’ve NEVER had a red leather birthday? it is SO time to get on that…
What an amazingly funny idea! If Bossy ever did it, though, she fears nothing but photos of cows.
Hi, I’m a Kerri too so I found this an interesting entry :)
I was just looking at some of the other Kerri’s listed and that is how I come on your blog.
My homepage that tells about me (that needs updating badly) is http://www.thekerrikonnektion.bravehost.com/
and my other blog than the one I posted to the link is http://bibleblog.braveblog.com
Hope you had a good Sun. today!
Just a fellow K-e-r-r-i Kerri who stumbled across this page and thought I’d say hi ;)
I noticed that this is not the first time you write about the topic. Why have you chosen it again?
Sounds intersting, however I’m not sure about the last part. I just don’t like it….