Loving
How babycarrot sister, with the characteristic Ladish Hint Of Red encroaching upon her cheeks, shyly asked before she proceeded to finish tugging items out of a pink-striped birthday bag which she incorrectly assumed to contain hot panties of some variety: “Is there anything in here that’s inappropriate for me to open in front of (fiancé) Will?” And then, moments later, after discovering a pair of demure, easter-inspired socks complete with little yellow pom-poms on the heels, exclaims loudly and with much enthusiasm, “Oh! And, look! BALLS!”
Perhaps even better was Will’s post ballistic* reaction that went something like: I can’t believe she just said that, and how am I supposed to not wet my pants right now?, and I’m so glad I’m marrying this girl who is probably going to publicly embarrass me and herself whenever possible.
*I couldn’t help myself.
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall…I’m afraid that I would have CRACKED up had I been there! This is the same sister who flipped off the camera in a certain photo on Flickr and didn’t even realize she was doing it! She is so funny!
I know, right? She’s awesome. And you cracking up would have fit perfectly with all of us laughing the balls right off our socks.