And when my beloved ex-roomie Jenelle engages in The Passing Of The Gas, she not only blows the air on through, but she makes the room move, and then directly afterward she giggles and proceeds to call attention to the fact that she has just farted, making us all look at her incredulously, not because she farted, but because of course we know she farted, because did I mention that she is incapable of farting quietly, and that she remains extremely proud, and extremely vocal about this her blessed farting ability? But the best part about her characteristic gas passing which occurred during her romantic pre-marriage preposal dinner is that the entire moment was captured on video, from four different camera angles, and thus complete with four different audio bits. So priceless.
Congratulations Jenelle and Ian. I am certain that your upcoming wedding will be even more exciting than your recent proposal evening, and laden with even more unexpected bodily functions. And I am so excited for all of it, and for the two of you.
Congratulations are also in order to Sean and his, as of last friday, fiance! Jasmyn. I unfortunately do not at this moment possess any priceless stories about Sean or Jas’ with regard to their bodily functions, but I am ever-hopeful of such a potential occurrence in the future. In the meantime, I can tell you that I have known both Sean and Jas since some of my first days as a WU bearcat (grrr! meow.), and that they are both equally wonderful, and equally fiesty, and I miss both of their faces on a consistent basis, and wish both of their faces lived closer to where my face lives.
Love is the one ingredient of which our world never tires and of which there is never an abundance. It is needed in the marketplace and in the mansions. It is needed in the ghettos and in the governments. It is needed in homes, in hospitals, and in individual hearts. The world will never outgrow its need for love.
-C. Neil Strait